Thursday, September 23, 2010

my fall tv line-up

what i'm watching:

last night was the first time i've ever seen modern family. where. have. i. been??? i was almost in tears in the first five minutes, when the gay husband said he didn't think he'd be a very inspiring disabled person.
i can't wait to catch up....add it to the list.

top chef just desserts - everyone knows how fanatical i am about top chef. not quite sold on this one yet....but i'm not giving up, it looks like the contestants are gonna get really bitchy.

mad men - this season keeps getting better. peggy and joan are KILLING me they're so amazing. don's getting it together....and i can't wait to see how he'll screw it up again. if you are not a mad men viewer, become one, but start at season one, don't just pick it up. you're missing too much.

project runway - i will be so sad when this season comes to an end. i could write a whole post on how much i love mondo. mondo mondo mondo!!!! gretchen and ivy = grossyuck.


boardwalk empire - completely satisfied with the series premiere. hbo already picked it up for a second season and i think it's gonna be a gritty, dirty winner. they got me with al capone. i'm so predictable.

keeping up with the kardashians - BRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'd give you all the space in the garage you'd ever need and more!

real housewives of d.c. - i can't wait for machine guns to erect themselves from michaela's fem-bot boobies. seriously, she's gonna break, people! her passive aggression can't stay like this forever! who names their daughter lolly by the way? i know she liked molly better but wanted to be edgy.
(ahh! nightmares!)

tosh.o - i'm in so deep i might become an actual tweeting fan. or start planning my future viewer video of the week.

the event - ehhhh, lame. but it had vague traces of alias and lost like it was supposed to and might pan out to be a decent wannabe replacement.

glee - will it ever get better than p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face?? doubtful, but i am SO excited for britney.

jersey shore - promiscuous, talentless losers getting paid a billion dollars an episode and it's still this good?? how is this possible?? pauly d stole my heart this season. he and rocio are waiting to smush and it's so sweet. i can't believe vinny's girl didn't show up for the date! he got a fresh tight fade for you, sweetheart, show some gratitude!!

and COMING SOON....

the office - please please please redeem yourself for the final season. something so good for so long can't go out in the slump it's currently in. i have faith in you, writers!

bored to death - can't wait for season two. schwartzman + galifianakis + danson = brilliant.

eastbound and down - again, ready to get f-ed up with some truth.

real housewives of atlanta - "ooohhhhh, that kim, that dirty, low-down, monkey wid a wig on,  mmmh!" - nene.

real housewives of [insert city here]- they could add duluth. i'd still watch it.
GOOOO bravo.

if my kids ever watch this much tv, i'll kill them. or lock them in some nature.
-molly




4 comments:

  1. You prob already know this but Cam is a hardcore K-stater! http://twitter.com/ericstonestreet

    You MUST watch season 1 of Modern Family there was not one episode which i didn't laugh out loud!

    Also I agree with your analysis of all the shows, you really do need to become a tv/film critic!

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  2. I really don't have room on my dvr anymore (had to add this one to Chris'--yes, we each have our own and yes, it's sick)...but 'shit my dad says' starts tonight with William Shatner. I'm not convinced they can make an entire season out of it but I think it's worth a chance.

    And with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next month, poor Hazel will never get a walk again!

    Thanks for this sweet recap :)

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  3. I'm totally on the same board with you Molly; Bravo hit the motherload with the Real Housewives. I still think they need to do Real Housewives of Dallas...

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  4. How do you not only have time to watch all these shows but then write a whole blog about them? Aren't you supposed to be in law school or something? It also pains me that you have time for this but can't seem to ever respond to any of my emails or text messages.

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